Feat: Dual wielder (gain a +1 bonus to AC while you are wielding a separate melee weapon in each hand)

Weapons:
Scimitar x2

Armor:
Leather armor

Other:
Thieve's Tools

Cocky, Cunning, wit, kiiiiiindaa... big ego, slick, carefree

some of ideas for the lines he can use:

"Is that the best swing you've got? I've seen kittens with more ferocity!"
"Careful now, wouldn't want you to strain yourself while swinging that twig of a weapon."
"You swing like a drunken sailor! Perhaps you should stick to drinking, it suits you better."
"You call that an attack? I've had fleas that bite harder!"
"Oh, look at you trying to be intimidating! I bet even a mouse could make you jump."
"I'm starting to think your eyes are just for show. Can't seem to land a hit!"
"Keep swinging like that, and I might start thinking you're trying to give me a back scratch."
"Is that your battle cry? It sounds more like a yawn. Try again, I need a good laugh."
"You're moving so slow, I could take a nap before you land a hit!"
"Watch and learn, my friend. This is what true skill looks like."
"I hope you're insured, because you're about to get wrecked!"
"I'm sorry, did you think this was going to be a fair fight? My apologies for the disappointment."
"You're about as menacing as a wet noodle. Time to go back to culinary school!"
"I'll give you a tip: surrender now, save yourself the embarrassment."
"You're so predictable, I could dodge your attacks in my sleep!"
"Is that all you've got? My grandmother swings harder when she's baking pies!"
"You swing like you're trying to impress a crowd. Sorry to break it to you, but no one's watching."
"Do you even know how to hold a sword? It's not a toothpick, you know."
"You fight with the grace of a clumsy seagull. I suggest sticking to scavenging."
"You can keep swinging, but it won't change the fact that you're no match for me. Give up while you still can!"

Cocky, tests his luck, can be annoying, hyperfixated on trinkets/cursed artifatcs/relics/artifacts